Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Mall Kiosks: No! Leave me alone! I already have a cell phone and I don't need more lotion or another hair straightener! >:(
Where is the personal space line at malls these days? I noticed when I moved back to Cali that the center aisle vendors were much more aggressive than in CO, but this economy is driving them to extreme measures! I know that they work on commission, but it's not my responsibility to pay their bills by paying insane prices on low quality items -except for my Dead Sea salt facial scrub.....and lotion....and nail buffer block.....those I needed. ;)
Usually you can just politely say "no thank you" and they'll leave you alone. Last holiday season I couldn't even make eye contact with them. Today I shook my head and kept my eyes forward and the jerk actually steps in front of me and before I knew it he was grabbing my hands to put lotion on them! I kept saying "no" "no I'm running late" "no I don't have the money" "no I already have something similar at home" and he STILL kept talking AND he kept mimicking my body language like me putting my hands out to keep him at a distance was some sort of joke or game! I had to sharply pull my hands away, look him straight in the eye and loudly said "NO! I don't want anything!" And then I ran away. "Ok, but you're going to regret it later!" -he called after me. So not only do I get physically harassed but I get threats too? How is that ok?! I wish I had my tazer gun or a can of mase to empty into his grinning skull. I was running late, I was on my lunch break, and I just wanted to get the hell out of there -otherwise I would have complained to Customer Service. I hope he tries that with the wrong person next time and gets kneed in the groin.
I HATE going into the malls out here so I try to avoid them or go during the week on my lunch break....but I had a return and the Victoria Secret in Pasadena is on the street and I'd have to pay for parking. I miss my mall rat days in Colorado.....those were happy times.
Why can't people just leave me the hell alone in the mall?! I had to walk by that guy again on my way out, so I went the long way around. I kept my head down and typed on my iPhone -but then someone from the cell phone booth started yelling out "hey, HEY! What kind of cell phone do you use?!" I literally ran until I reached the comfort of Bed Bath and Beyond. I bet they get a lot of sales because of the stress-soothing products they have. I had a coupon, so I bought a "side sleeper" neck and back pillow before I left. Side note, God Bless BB&B for playing The Beach Boys as soon as I walked in. It's like they knew I needed a pick me up. :)
Monday, November 1, 2010
It's November ALREADY?!
Did everyone have a fun Halloween? I noticed that there was a huge decrease of parties this year –side effect of a bad economy, or laziness? I’m thinking laziness because the few get-togethers I heard about were on Saturday which WAS NOT Halloween but people kept calling it that….it was weird. I was at home finishing up my Halloween episode for Guy Eating Cereal “Halloween Costume Contest”, and if you haven’t watched it yet, please do:
I was tired, but even more determined to go out on Halloween this year in costume because the last two years I was stuck at home (food poisoning/breakup). My friend Adam invited me to go with him and his friend Martin to the West Hollywood Costume Carnival. We had a lot of fun -at least after we found parking, which took 2 hours! So many great costumes –Chilean miner in a tube, a “like” FaceBook box, a house disclosure, a stock market index, tranny Lady Gagas, Mario Kart characters (with tiny karts), Fraggles, Avatars, Michael Jacksons, Pirates, Superheros, Zombies, Fat Glenda the Good Witches, Fat Alice (she apparently ate the WRONG cookie!), Red Queens, Pac Man, some Angry Birds, and even Quail Man (err, Quail Woman)!
Adam was a goth chick, I was Snow White, and Martin was……Martin. :)
There were a few food trucks between the sea of costumes, and we stopped to try some drunken shrimp and chips from the Shrimp Pimp truck! The garlic fries and the fried shrimp were delicious, and now I can check off another truck on my food truck challenge list! I’m attempting to try as many food trucks as possible, so if you share my curiosity let me know and I’ll plan a food truck adventure day soon!
We saw a street fight and they attempted to break the Guinness Record for the largest group "Time Warp" dance, but I think the highlight of the night was running into the Fraggle Rock dance party!
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